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Hello I'm Rebekah and I'm a recovering Blingee addict

I like Hollyoaks and its terribleness a bit more than normal people do
Jul 23 '14

moregeous-tbh:

Can someone tell me in what order I should be watching Hollyoaks? I’ve watched the 2010 eps and am onto 2011, but I know there’s a ‘Hollyoaks Later’ and eps where Brendan goes to Ireland, and I’m just? There are /so many/ episodes.

Pls help.

Later happens concurrently to the main show over the course of a week, in 2011 you need to watch the main show for that evening and then the episode of Later for that night otherwise it won’t really make sense, they link in in a way that other Laters don’t. in 2011 skip all the McQueen stuff and the fat camp stuff because they’re both pretty terrible

in 2012 all the action happens away from the main show so you can watch it all in a block and you don’t need to worry about the main show. you should just skip Amsterdam in 2012 because Mitzeee’s storyline links into the Brendan/Walker one in the fortnight afterwards

 

Jul 23 '14

you should all play this game, sometimes it’s cheating cos you’ll get some no mark labour back bencher with a massive rosette or you get nick boles or you suddenly realise there are like five women in the lib dem and the one that’s popped up isn’t one of them

Jul 23 '14

my nan has sent us a blank postcard (as in there is no picture on it) addressed to “Mr Beardmore + girls” that just says her new address and “P Doran”

Jul 23 '14
the silence of e. lamb

(Source: waldorfpenthouse)

Jul 23 '14

Anonymous asked:

why do you hate emmet scanlan

smileyoureontv:

Oh wow, how long do you have?

Okay, first of all I have to put a disclaimer of sorts: This is not to say that I think he’s a bad actor (on the contrary, I do think he’s very good) nor is it to say that I hate the characters he plays.

I considered putting this under a cut before I tag it, but instead I’m just going to say WARNING if you do not want to see something negative about Emmett Scanlan then please just skip this.

  1. He is unapologetically sexist. He used to take part in #sexistWednesdays. When some people got offended, he was unsympathetic and his solution became to start making jokes about men too because haha that;s totally the same thing. Here is an example: image (that may not have even been sexist Wednesday just a passing thought of his very witty as you can see)
  2. He makes rape jokes. Sadly, I don’t have a screen cap for it, but he definitely once tweeted something along the lines of: “Brendan Brady pick-up line: I have a knife and a dick. One of them is going in you. You choose” as some sort of funny joke?? idk what he was hoping to achieve. I mean this is no secret. Just google “Emmett Scanlan rape joke” to see his fans discussing it.
  3. He is a DV apologist. Aside from being totally supportive of the abusive relationship on Hollyoaks between his character and Ste Hay, praising it as some kind of tragic romance, his twitter reveals an even greater depth of his opinions on domestic violence as we can see here: 
  4. Blatant lesbophobia. (On another note, I did once read some fans of his discussing his lack of apology for usage of a homophobic slur after another cast member -who was gay- called him out on it, but I have never seen solid proof)
  5. On a very personal level (so really totally subjective), I hate that he wears sandals to formal events. Like weddings and award ceremonies. I hate the way he kisses. He definitely comes off to me as overall quite arrogant and full of himself and it became quite obvious that a handful of his fellow actors on Hollyoaks thought so too. But I think it is a very personal opinion and many think exactly the opposite.

I expect he may have cleared up his act on Twitter given his burgeoning career and perhaps started to act more like he does in interviews (which is to say not a piece of shit with a keyboard). But he’s generally the type of guy that we on tumblr would tend to call “literal trash”. Again, none of this is to say you can’t love his characters or be a fan of him for his acting abilities, but I think it’s worth knowing a little more about him.

Jul 22 '14

rattanwhip:

rattanwhip:

controversial post

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Jul 22 '14

confettihipster:

guess who threw up during crazy golf lol

and my mom wants me to go to the doctor for this bc she thinks i have vertigo, lmao, you throw up once on a hill on the hottest day of the year and every time you get vaguely ill afterwards it’s because you’ve got vertigo!!!!!! she was like “do your ears feel funny?” no????????????? i was outside on the hottest day of the year for ages and we only took one bottle of water between us, it’s my own fault for being an idiot 

Jul 22 '14

lilprincesssss:

i have a mighty need

(Source: cheshire-in-disguise)

Jul 22 '14

like how is that a defence???? “i don’t want to talk to her, she’s not a very nice person” and then she goes “she’s only doing it to wind you up” like i’m barely capable of dealing with the shit my own brain comes up with me i don’t need someone else doing that for me and it’s ok cos she’s only joking

it’s not like she doesn’t understand because she cut off two of her sisters cos they’re both toxic, it’s that she doesn’t care, she hasn’t in a while and i can’t cope with that right now 

Jul 22 '14

lol so obviously i had a huge row with my sister this morning and then she went and grassed me up to our mom, so when i got to mom’s she was like “why were you so horrible to hannah” and i told her that hannah is vile and she said that its just the way hannah is, and i told her that that’s the way hannah is because they let her get away with being a horrible child and now she’s a horrible adult 

so yes yes i said that it would turn out that i’m the problem after all

Jul 22 '14

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

Jul 22 '14
Jul 22 '14

i’m gonna die of heat stroke rip rebekah

Jul 22 '14

pinthetailonthehonky:

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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Jul 22 '14

guess who threw up during crazy golf lol