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nahhhhhhhhhhh, hollyoaks has suspended my disbelief one too many times, nahhhhhhhhh, as if patrick would have robbie give a presentation at this conference thing
dad got me a freddos easter egg
did you know that frogs can live for up to eight years, i learnt something today
My favorite part about Hannibal is knowing that one day he is going to be locked up without his suits and he will have to wear velcro shoes.
and today fonzo came to moseley and he was complaining about how they have tea and coffee and we don’t at highgate and he said “it’s because steve doesn’t like the blacks” and denise said “he don’t like the asians either and now it makes sense that when i told steve that a literal hate crime was happening he didn’t give a shit and iker had to talk me through calling the police
but steve has rightly judged that highgate is not to be trusted with boiling water bc moseley has never had a three week period where the police came in every weekday or never had a drugs raid
you know what’s fucked up, moseley spends so much on expenses, on milk and biscuits and stuff and we don’t buy anything at highgate, we buy paperclips and a box of cereal a month and sometimes michaela lets loose and buys some space invaders
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
but it’s that horrible time of year where it’s too warm for tights and not warm enough to go without
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