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so yesterday @cherryade2002 reminded me of when i made the chart of all the gays but i can’t find it on here. i did this during covid on the back of a pension statement
green stands for my delusions which as you can see are varied. some of these are/were widespread, some of them i invented out of nothing
i think i deleted this because i forgot liam/joel and james/sami green lines. v essential to the infrastructure of 2019 oaks. walker/kevin also a brief late 2012 ship before we all went back to just bralker posting
the red line fucking kills me
should there be a dotted line between jp and harry? one of their worst teases imo
there is some inciting incident for the grace and sally line but nobody remembers what it is. there should also be a grace/neeta line
if i did this now as a snapshot in time of early 2020 (note no ste/james line lmao) i would include darren/luke calum/robbie romeo/prince carmel/cindy mercedes/cindy/lindsey mercedes/grace brendan/that twink from the hotel
A Jose Old Firm stint feels inevitable at this point
i loved yesterday bc its like this jovial 60 year old man on the tv and you know he is gonna cause a riot in istanbul by christmas. maybe he could go and end sectarianism bc he is very catholic but has a very rangers personality by which i mean vindictive and petty.
man city or liverpool will win the league. in order of preference liverpool > man city > arsenal. i will not even consider any possibility of villa or tottenham. i am not letting up on the anti arsenal agenda because i’m correct about everything and they do not have IT
tottenham are going to lose the fa cup final. arsenal will win nothing and both sets of annoying fans will claim they had the better season despite both being completely stagnant
i found out recently that after the soviet union lost in an embarrassing fashion to yugoslavia at the olympics, stalin abolished cska moscow bc they made up the bulk of the national side. since i found this out i have had fantasies of this happening to birmingham city. pull the trigger current culture secretary
leeds will bottle promotion. ipswich will make the play offs at least. if ipswich get promoted then being sponsored by ed sheeran is the new luton’s away end
lee johnson will get sacked for a third time this season
jose mourinho dutch prison era after feyenoord vs roma
real madrid champions league
villa will win the conference league and i’ll have to kill myself
ENGLAND will WIN the EUROS (england will not win the euros)
jude bellingham will get suspended for too many yellow cards at the euros
my serious prediction for the euros is that germany will get knocked out at the group and one of hungary or ukraine (if they qualify which they should) will make the semi finals
speaking of ukraine mudryk will not beat the ukraine bolt allegations. obviously i respect ahmetov for scamming chelsea but also he should be in jail
i continue to be correct about the fact that the saudi league is trying to replace turkey as a home for slightly washed players and 20 and 36 year old brazilians rather than being any real competition for the top 5 uefa leagues
most importantly i am gonna win our fantasy league with no foresight
revising to say that i am now a germany believer. the hot german summer is coming. also fuck france and spain and italy
thrilled to be wrong about villa and spurs but always correct about arsenal and leeds
mudryk might be beating the allegations but chelsea want to handicap themselves every season now by being insane so it’s too soon to say
i will vote for the labour party if they stalin birmingham city, we deserve it
jose mourinho turkish era is an absolute gift to me personally, spiritually it’s where he belongs
i did not win the fantasy league rip i forgot about it a bunch of times
